16 10 / 2012

FLAWLESS!

FLAWLESS!

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11 10 / 2012

AHHHHHHHHHHHH CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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11 10 / 2012

76 MORE DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

76 MORE DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

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10 10 / 2012

SNOOKIE MONSTER

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 ounce Rumplemintz
  • 1/2 ounce Baileys Irish Cream
  • 1/2 ounce Kahlua
  • Splash Cream

Directions:

  1. Shake Rumplemintz, Baileys and Kahlua in a cocktail mixer.
  2. Pour into a heavily used shot glass.
  3. Top with cream.

STATEN ISLAND FERRY

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups rum
  • 6 cups pineapple juice
  • Ice
  • Pitcher

Directions:

  1. Stir rum, pineapple juice and ice in a large pitcher.
  2. Pass around to all your friends.

FLORIDA ICED TEA

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 ounce vodka
  • 1/2 ounce gin
  • 1/2 ounce Triple Sec
  • 1/2 ounce rum
  • Orange juice
  • Splash Coke
  • Ice
  • Lemon wedge for garnish

Directions:

  1. Remember that time in Miami when you cheated on Sam with two grenades at the same time.
  2. Pour ingredients into cocktail glass over ice.
  3. Forget that time in Miami when you cheated on Sam with two grenades at the same time.

GTL COCKTAIL

Ingredients:

  • 1-1/2 ounce gin
  • 2 ounces tonic
  • 2 ounce lemonade
  • Ice
  • Mint sprigs

Directions:

  1. Mix equal parts gin, tonic and lemonade over ice in a cocktail glass.
  2. Garnish with mint sprigs.
  3. Sip after GTL to stay fresh and mint.


BLAST IN A GLASS

Ingredients:

  • Shot glass full of Rumplemintz
  • Almost full glass of light beer

Directions:

  1. Drop shot into beer and slam.
  2. Get thrown out of a bar early.

THE GODFATHER

Ingredients:

  • 1-1/2 ounce scotch
  • 1/2 ounce Drambuie
  • Ice

Directions:

  1. Fill cocktail glass with ice.
  2. Pour scotch and Drambuie over ice.
  3. Do you best Italian mobster impression and continue to piss off the entire country of Italy.

RON RON JUICE

Ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • Cranberry juice
  • Watermelon juice
  • Maraschino cherries
  • Ice

Directions:

  1. Combine all ingredients to taste in a blender and serve in large red plastic cups.
  2. Fist pumping and hooking up optional (but inevitable).

BLUE BALLS

Ingredients:

  • 1 ounce vodka
  • 3/4 ounce Blue Caruso
  • 3/4 ounce watermelon liquor
  • Splash of 7-Up

Directions:

  1. Mix ingredients in a cocktail shaker.
  2. Serve to your boys after you’ve committed a robbery.

GORILLA JUICEHEAD

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 ounce Jager
  • 1/2 ounce Goldschlauger

Directions:

  1. Combine equal parts Jager and Goldschlauger in a shot glass.
  2. Marvel at your gold jewlery reflecting off your fresh spray tan.

SEX ON THE BEACH

Ingredients:

  • 1 ounce vodka
  • 1/2 ounce rasberry liquor
  • 1/2 ounce peach schnapps
  • cranberry juice, to taste
  • pineapple juice, to taste

Directions:

  1. Pour ingredients into red plastic cup.
  2. Find a rare rose that’s down to… talk politics.


CABS ARE HERE BEER

Ingredients:

  • The nearest beverage

Directions:

  1. Drink quickly before crawling into a cab.


GRENADE LAUNCHER 
(JAGER BOMB)

Ingredients:

  • Shot glass full of Jager
  • 1 can Red Bull

Directions:

  1. Pour 3/4 can of Red Bull into a chilled glass.
  2. Drop shot into glass and slam.
  3. Run for cover.


I love this!

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10 10 / 2012

10 10 / 2012

drugstoreprincess:

Submitted by Bubblegum-Makeup

Leopard eyes! SO COOL!

drugstoreprincess:

Submitted by Bubblegum-Makeup

Leopard eyes! SO COOL!

10 10 / 2012

drugstoreprincess:

Submitted by kimberlykayymakeup

Flawless day makeup!

drugstoreprincess:

Submitted by kimberlykayymakeup

Flawless day makeup!

10 10 / 2012

This kitchen makes me want to create terrible, messy, beautiful things! ;)

This kitchen makes me want to create terrible, messy, beautiful things! ;)

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10 10 / 2012

veganizzm:

Apple Buttttttttahhhhhhhhhh [For the full effect, imagine this spoken by Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting/my elementary school PE teacher/this guy/actually anyone in The Departed.]


Nothing says fall like apples and nothing makes me want to write off life as I know it and become a modern day Johnny Appleseed like apple pie, cider, or apple butter. That is the trifecta of apples and don’t try to refute it because it’s a fact. This was my first try making apple butter and absolutely not my last. I don’t want to be dramatic but the words spreadable and crack come to mind. Don’t be fooled by the fact that it has the word butter in the name; it’s essentially glorified apple sauce with a tangy sweet twist that you can spread on toast or stir into oatmeal… How you like them apples?

Apple Buttah

  • 4 pounds of apples, seeds removed and cut into chunks
  • 1/2 gallon apple cider or water
  • 1/2 cup maple syrup
  • 1 cup sugah (or additional 1/2 cup syrup)
  • 2 teaspoons cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg

1. Place the apples in a large pot and fill with apple cider or water. Bring to a boil and cook until the apples are soft, 20-25 minutes. Once soft, pour the apples and any remaining juice into a blender or food processor and pulse until the consistency of thin applesauce.

2. Pour the puree back into the pot and place over a low flame. Add the sugar n’ spices and bring to a simmer. Cook until the sauce reduces and thickens up (45-60 mins),stirring often.

3. To prep in jars for canning: heat oven to 225º and place jars (not lids) inside for at least 20 minutes. Once the sauce is ready, fill the jars (leave 1/4”-1/2” space at top) and cover tightly. Bring a large pot of water to boil and place the jars inside. Boil for 10 minutes then remove and set to cool.

I don’t have any cool friends, so I’ll probably make this with my Ma. 

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08 10 / 2012

oohhhbaby:

nutella brownie oreo cupcakes

Making these tomorrow! <3

oohhhbaby:

nutella brownie oreo cupcakes

Making these tomorrow! <3