10 10 / 2012
- 1/2 ounce Rumplemintz
- 1/2 ounce Baileys Irish Cream
- 1/2 ounce Kahlua
- Splash Cream
- Shake Rumplemintz, Baileys and Kahlua in a cocktail mixer.
- Pour into a heavily used shot glass.
- Top with cream.
STATEN ISLAND FERRY
- 2 cups rum
- 6 cups pineapple juice
- Stir rum, pineapple juice and ice in a large pitcher.
- Pass around to all your friends.
FLORIDA ICED TEA
- 1/2 ounce vodka
- 1/2 ounce gin
- 1/2 ounce Triple Sec
- 1/2 ounce rum
- Orange juice
- Splash Coke
- Lemon wedge for garnish
- Remember that time in Miami when you cheated on Sam with two grenades at the same time.
- Pour ingredients into cocktail glass over ice.
- Forget that time in Miami when you cheated on Sam with two grenades at the same time.
- 1-1/2 ounce gin
- 2 ounces tonic
- 2 ounce lemonade
- Mint sprigs
- Mix equal parts gin, tonic and lemonade over ice in a cocktail glass.
- Garnish with mint sprigs.
- Sip after GTL to stay fresh and mint.
BLAST IN A GLASS
- Shot glass full of Rumplemintz
- Almost full glass of light beer
- Drop shot into beer and slam.
- Get thrown out of a bar early.
- 1-1/2 ounce scotch
- 1/2 ounce Drambuie
- Fill cocktail glass with ice.
- Pour scotch and Drambuie over ice.
- Do you best Italian mobster impression and continue to piss off the entire country of Italy.
RON RON JUICE
- Cranberry juice
- Watermelon juice
- Maraschino cherries
- Combine all ingredients to taste in a blender and serve in large red plastic cups.
- Fist pumping and hooking up optional (but inevitable).
- 1 ounce vodka
- 3/4 ounce Blue Caruso
- 3/4 ounce watermelon liquor
- Splash of 7-Up
- Mix ingredients in a cocktail shaker.
- Serve to your boys after you’ve committed a robbery.
- 1/2 ounce Jager
- 1/2 ounce Goldschlauger
- Combine equal parts Jager and Goldschlauger in a shot glass.
- Marvel at your gold jewlery reflecting off your fresh spray tan.
SEX ON THE BEACH
- 1 ounce vodka
- 1/2 ounce rasberry liquor
- 1/2 ounce peach schnapps
- cranberry juice, to taste
- pineapple juice, to taste
- Pour ingredients into red plastic cup.
- Find a rare rose that’s down to… talk politics.
CABS ARE HERE BEER
- The nearest beverage
- Drink quickly before crawling into a cab.
- Shot glass full of Jager
- 1 can Red Bull
- Pour 3/4 can of Red Bull into a chilled glass.
- Drop shot into glass and slam.
- Run for cover.
I love this!